Let me start with that new thread system with a joke (hope the jock work in english)
The joke is Dracula asking his three vampire minions to go get him some blood.
The three vampires comply and go get him some blood.
The first vampire returns with a little blood in his hands.
Dracula asks him, "Where did you get this blood?"
The vampire replies, "You see the dog over there? I bit it."
The second vampire returns with more blood in his hands.
Dracula asks him, "Where did you get this blood?"
The vampire replies, "You see the old lady over there? I bit her."
The third vampire returns with his hands covered in blood and his face covered in blood as well.
Dracula, impressed, asks him, "Wow, where did you get all this blood?"
The vampire replies, "You see the pole over there, Well I didn't see it..."
The Joke is better in french and when i dont write it but it still work i think