How do you get all six achievements? I got one by fucking the creeper till she exploded and then another by bonking a mob with the firework.
no-clip: shove the beads in any hole in weird ways to get them to break.
funny number: get 69 or 420 emeralds
bonk!: bring piston head to any of the girls head
China: put the ender girl in the cardboard box and just keep fucking
ear rape: get the creeper girl to cum for the first time
fireworks!: put the piston in the vagina at rest, set the firework on top pointing towards the butt and click the fuse.