math.
considering the build i'm trying to go for is 6x speed, 2x super jump, and there are 7(?) upgrades including speed, it's a 13/49 chance every round, and to get 6x speed ALONE that is a 13/294 chance. i have to do ~22.6 runs just for the rng of speed alone.
another 13/49 chance for super jump (super jump has 3 upgrades, even if i got 2x before speed it wouldn't matter), so that's a 13/98 chance separately. add that onto the speed odds and that's a 13/392 chance of getting the rng, so if i didn't fail school i have to play ~30.15 rounds, which could be from 20 seconds to a minute each.
the average of 20 and 60 is 40, so on average a run is 40 seconds, meaning i need to play for 1200 seconds, or 20 minutes, for the perfect rng, to get one chance at sub-2.5
if anyone's wondering why i still haven't gotten it this is why