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You're a sentient item. Your wielders die. Can you reach legendary status before you corrupt completely?
A one-page tragicomic RPG where failure is funny and death is expected.
The Dark Lord has a plan. You're expendable. You don't even get to eat the good rats.
A Cryptid-Hunting Rock Band RPG
A tabletop roleplaying system about confidence, collapse, and recovery
High-stakes magic, low Clarity, total control — every spell is a risk.
A space pirate RPG where your hand tells your story
A solo card RPG where you're the grass breaking through concrete, one crack at a time.
A one-page supernatural investigation RPG of dangerous wonder and creeping dread.
Find a Stick. Become a Legend.
A Western RPG where every roll is a declaration of intent
The higher you stack, the greater the risk—and the greater the reward.
A slapstick tabletop RPG of kids, cunning, and comically painful traps
A slapstick one-shot where kids defend their house from burglars using household traps.
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itch.io Community » General » Release Announcements · Created a new topic Five Finger Fillet - Space Pirate RPG Where Your Hand IS the Character Sheet
What if losing health wasn't abstract? What if you actually lost parts of your character sheet?
Five Finger Fillet uses your traced hand as a character sheet. Each finger has 2 scars. Mark them as you take damage. When both are marked, that finger is GONE—cross it out.
The mechanic creates permanent, visible consequences. Your hand becomes a chronicle of survival—scars, lost fingers, cybernetic replacements.
Space pirates. d20 resolution (evens vs odds). Personal lucky/unlucky numbers. Role-based gameplay.
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