Since the game is in "Indefinite Hiatus" and Crime is focusing his efforts on making the 3rd version of Kiss My Camera, I've decided on writing down an achievement guide comment for those, who want to get those 8 badges and unlock every piece of clothing the latest version of the game has to offer.
1. "BONK!" - Simply use the Piston's "boner" to poke around the Sheep's head. Easy goes, Easy does it.
2. "Haha, Funni Number" - Trade everything you managed to milk out of your mob (like Wool, Ender Pearls, or even Creeper's Gun-Powder to Emerald's, until you get 69 of the currency. (No need to grind hard to get 420, unless you left the game running for the entire day or two and got too much loot, lmao)
3. "EARRAPE." - When you purchase the Creeper from Alex, just pound her, until she comes. Simple. (Just take your headphones off or turn the in-game master audio slider to 0,4, before she finishes, please...)
4. "Fireworks!" - To get this, you need to "hit the target" with a freshly-crafted Firework Rocket. First, place the thing down between the piston and the girl, then, in quick action, click on the fuse to light it up, and then grab the Rocket and aim with it into the "Anal-Tube". (It doesn't explode when the fuse burns out, trust me, It's basically a dud for fun.)
5. "No-Clip" - For this, you need both Endy'-Girl and the Ender Pearls-Balls ready. Keep shoving those Pearl's into Endy's bum-hole until it TP's you both onto the Backrooms. It requires quite some effort and multiple tries (Maximum 6 times), since they always teleport out whenever you fiddle with them too long in one hold.
6. "Return to Sender" (The Chinese-lettered achievement) - Here comes Ender-Experiment, Part 2. After you open the beige package for 20 "bucks", you put the purple hottie in that box and screw her, until she cums & TP you both in the middle of a Parcel Warehouse, somewhere-in-the-world. (This too requires some effort, but mostly - it's just a matter of chance. She basically Teleports after orgasm to every unlocked background, so... it's also a matter of your patience!)
7. "Halloween Ritual" - This one is pretty complicated, so I'll summarize this into pretty quickly and understandable tutorial.
You need to get your hands on both Skeleton (for the BG) & Pumpkin (for the Unlockable character) "girls" by buying them from either Farmer woman and Alex, not to mention that you also need the Jack-o'-Lantern Head gear made too.
After this, head with your sex-machine to the Graveyard Ritual site, put the carved Pumkin on the girl's head and then "Stuff" them, until they "Relax"! (One notice tho - you need to have the following girls ready: the Bubble-Ass Bee, the Ender-MILF, the Starter Sheep and LITERAL Pumkin ready, since only THEY can summon other women from different fandoms we know of! For Example, Silksong's Hornet, Furry bait Queen Mal-0, Fortnite's Pumpkin Cat and even the Sheep Gal from "Cult of the Lamb"!) [Her fandomly name is Lambert btw]
8. "Head-Swap" - After you finish the ritual and unlock the Pre-Last achievment, simply screw one of the following girls (from the 7th Achievement Guide) once more in the same BG, and the game is basically 100%'ed. Just restart the game, after you witness the Blursed headswap. (No, seriously - Restart, you Retard!)
Closing words: It is rly a sad, depressing time, when even AI (Basically, the same fucking AI, that Demonetizes/Age-Restricts content creators on YT, that are trying their best to earn a living) shuts down one of the best NSFW "clicker-like" fan-games, bcuz it supposedly "tarnishes" the OG game that Gen-Z plays all days nowadays and it was simply based upon a Suggestive Meme from the same game. I don't know what will happen to this page, or when exactly "the Coding Imp" Crime will resume the development, but whatever happens to it, I'll support this project of his with whatever I have in my wallet. He and his GF, Anya, doesn't deserve any of this type of censorship, especially after what Itch itself has previously done to the NSFW Gaming community as a whole.
I just rly hope this project stays on, even after such an attack from a Corpo-Giant, mainly Microshit, who also has their necks deep in shit with other dramas around it for some time. Just like other people on the game's Patreon page have said - I'm very sorry for your loss and I hope you can sue them back, saying that your characters are NOT related to the game that this fan-game was based off.
Either way: that's enough of my long rambling, I wish you folks out there a good day & good luck as a whole, whatever happens today & tomorrow.