Really nice match on the theme. Very funny acronym. creative gameplay. Solid game loop.
It would have been nice to see the traits unlocked somehow tied to the jobs. I couldn't really see the benefits of unlocking them. The game hung while I was playing. I suspect a memory leak. I could still click the buttons on the right and left. But nothing was updating on the screen and the game loop seemed to have stopped.
You really nailed the theme, and the gameplay was fun. Would've liked to play longer, but didn't want to start over when it hung.