Very nice. I like the use of fonts and how organized everything is. Gives a Pratchettesque feeling from the start.
I think that the final fate of the Witch should be an interesting aftermath to a game. Does she end up the last and only Unmortal? Does Death liberate her, because Death is nothing if not professional? Choices, choices!
Pretty good. One thing I would do, mechanically, is make the Table of Events a d12 table instead of 2d6 - this would simplify the first 4 results. Instead of rolling an extra d4, just use the roll that you already have.
Thanks! In my game, I'm planning to have the Lady command the skeletons to attack whoever is next to them, so some of them will fight the PCs and some will chase the cultists. Other options could be "skeletons only obey the Lady and freeze in place until she commands them", or "skeletons obey the cultists unless the Lady's orders override". Or whatever you come up with, which will probably be more interesting!
Some good stuff here. Spiders and magic starships are, generally speaking, cool.
The random encounters table could use some work - either add some results, like different kinds of spiders, or shorten it like "1-3 - spider, 4-5 - spider swarm".
Definitely some promising stuff here. A war between houdrhold items is fun. The Spice Elemental makes me think, what other kinds are there? A Sugar Elemental? An Everything Nice Elemental?
I'd prefer a more readable left-to-right layout, though.
What I like about this adventure is how easily hackable it is. I imagine running it with a Minotaur, Comrade Napoleon, Kaa, and Bugs, and I like how it looks in my head.
